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nerdreblots:

matrixmariox:

A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.

You know what happens next.

DAMN

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

harmalade:

harmalade:

newt safe for work

image

amandajozeph:

-at family gathering-

Mom: show everyone your sketchbook… everyone wants to see your art

Me: image

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Squirps

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Squirps

skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

neptunain:

"Are u ok?" "Im just tired"

T alkin about seinfeld
I nterested in briefcases
R eally sick of income tax
E ntering the puppet demsion
D og

"…yea just tired"

the-splendid-naked-officer:

the-dying-light:

awwww-cute:

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

*Blumenkranz starts playing*

DIESE WELT IST MEOWSAM

emilenox:

Scanned the Cat Collection from my #Inktober sketchbook. 

I meant to go to sleep like 10 minutes ago but here I am on tumblr

cryptidcrossword:

Oh you like the Jersey Devil? I love that cryptid. The way it just [clenches fist] jerseys all those fricking devils.









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