teenagenicks:

so excited for orange is the new black season 3 

teenagenicks:

so excited for orange is the new black season 3 

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
Me: Cannabis
3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
Me: Bruh

civilwhore:

when you see a cute boy

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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

crimson day more like force a bunch of sweaty nervous awkward nerdy freshman to learn step against their will

wanishing:

This ‘Freshman day’ thing sounds more like ‘let’s load you up with school merchandise, lecture you on your terrible study habits, shove some school food down ur throat and send you packing for 50$ day’

It was this exactly except they just gave us a string backpack and a coupon to Dick’s

cyberho:

*empties out half of a bottle of bug spray onto 1 single cockroach* YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME INTO MY HOUSE AND MESS WITH ME AND MY FAMILY? YOU GON’ LEARN TODAY, DIE BITCH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *cockroach is clearly already dead but keeps going bc revenge tastes amazing*









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