sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

barebackinq:

When you have a test image

gnumblr:

visiting your animal crossing town after months of not playing

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vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

Steven Universe s1ep24 - An Indirect Kiss

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

justlyrics:

"Maps" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I’m so excited for FOSTER THE PEOPLE EEEEEEEE

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

transtamlen:

#vague but “husbando” and “waifu” are really racist since they are literally just supposed to be english words said in “engrish” (which is racist b/c it makes fun of ppls accents) so dont use them instead consider “anime bf” or “anime gf” b/c that way u can still be anime trash but not racist anime trash ya know???

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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